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I swore I’d never do karaoke.

On one condition.

That was — If I could do Tenacious D, I would do it.

Tonight, it happened.

So it wasn’t my favorite D song. It was Wonderboy. I would have preferred Tribute or Fuck Her Gently. Maybe Double Team or The Road.

But they had it. So I did it.

I wish a camera was there. I put all my Jack Black soul into it. I interacted with the audience. I screamed my soul out. And when I screamed “GRAB HIS SCROTE”, I acted it out.

Ok, so it took a few beers and a shot of yag to get me to do it. I was nervous as shit. But I like to think I delivered. There were people there who knew the D, and responded appropriately.

In retaliation, I talked my bro-in-law to do “Why Don’t We Do It In The Road”.

TOTALLY WORTH IT.

BTW, the karaoke DJ said, “I don’t think I’ve heard this one” when I did it.

I like to think I ROCKED THEIR FUCKING SOCKS OFF.

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