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Obviously the Beer Gives Him Super-Powers

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

This is retarded:

“Then we come back off the elevator and that’s when, for whatever reason … I decided to take off running,” Hanson said. “I don’t know why I took off running or what really led up to it, but — I did.”

Sprinting down the hallway alone, he said he was confused by the reflection on the window pane at the end. With a crash, the 275-pound former prep football player and wrestler broke through a double-paned window with a safety bar.

The fall has made him more contemplative and given him a fresh perspective, he said, though he didn’t know whether it would cause him to drink less.

I’m pretty sure that what happened here is he attacked his reflection.

HPV

Friday, February 16th, 2007

Here’s some things about HPV that I’m aware of.

It’s usually undetectable in males. It’s also basically harmless for males. For all I know, I have it. It’s been estimated that 80% of the adult population has it.

Actual sexual contact is not required. Just good old-fashioned dry-humping will suffice. Fact is, skin-to-skin contact can transmit HPV. No sex required.

Therefore, virgins can contract and spread it.

So, even if you and the person you love are virgins when married, it is possible that HPV can be spread between the two of you.

It doesn’t harm males. It can give women cervical cancer.

People who argue that vaccinations for HPV are immoral are insane.

I’m not one to express extreme opinions. I just think opponents of vaccination against HPV are uninformed and/or completely insane.

Sorry. In my job, I see news headlines. It drives me nuts.

Penis Transplant

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

Everything about this is insane.

Guy loses his penis in “an unfortunate traumatic accident”. He gets a transplant from a brain-dead 22 year-old. Then he has it removed.

The Otters Are Upon Us

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Seriously. What the hell is going on with otters?

“The otter immediately starts going after him and goes after his snout and starts flipping him and dunking him to drown him like they do to a fish,” Vanon said. “I started punching the otter in the face, which I felt really bad about because it’s cute and I didn’t want to hurt it, but it was killing my dog.”

nbc6.net – Local News – Woman Says Otter Attacked Her Dogs

A river otter, which Hundley described as the size of a medium dog, had bitten her and would bite her again and again before her sister punched it away.

“It wasn’t a bite. It was a mauling,” the 29-year-old Roanoke woman said Monday. “I’ve never been so scared in my life.”

nbc4.com – News – Pregnant Woman Recalls Attack By ‘Deranged’ Otter

Mark my words — THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL

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